BurlesqueZombie

I was there yesterday.
Sun was terrible.

BUT FUCKING WORTH IT.

Hey guys!
I'm spreading the word about the Oceansouls of America "Enter the Scaretale" contest.

You can find the details about the contest here: oceansoulsamerica.tumblr.com/p… on the OSA's official Tumblr.

Come on, you are all AMAZING artists.
Think you can whip something up before the 15th?

I don't really celebrate my birthday very often.
It's just... another day, you know? But I at least expect something nice to happen.

Not a landlady calling me a liar and handing an eviction notice.





WKJOINGLWNGLKXXOEN.

Knock on wood and hope things get better.

I stole this survey from someone to measure how insane I am by it.
I have to laugh.
I expected my result.




Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[ ] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD (Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder)
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[X] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 4

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[x] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 6

Bulimia Nervosa
[x] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[ ] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x] You always say you are fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 2

Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[x] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[x] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[x] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[ ] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 5

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[x] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 6

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 6

In all: 39

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ JESUS. YOU NEED SOME HELP. STANT.