Gods, I need some help... Ahahaha.

I stole this survey from someone to measure how insane I am by it.
I have to laugh.
I expected my result.




Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[ ] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD (Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder)
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[X] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 4

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[x] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 6

Bulimia Nervosa
[x] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[ ] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x] You always say you are fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 2

Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[x] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[x] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[x] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[ ] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 5

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[x] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 6

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 6

In all: 39

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ JESUS. YOU NEED SOME HELP. STANT.